Why should I go to church?
I get nothing out of it.
1. We go to church to worship God.
2. Others are supported by your presence.
3. You might get something out of it.
Remember: Holding a grudge permits that person to occupy
your mind rent free.
Where Is The Safest Place?"
STATISTICS DON'T LIE!!!
How to stay safe in the World today!
Where IS the Safest Place?
1.. Avoid riding in automobiles
Because they are responsible for
20% of all fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay home because
17% of all accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks
Because 14% of all accidents
Occur to pedestrians.
4.. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water
Because 16% of all accidents involve
These forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%,
32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals.
So, above all else, avoid hospitals.
But. . ..
You will be pleased to learn that only ..001%
Of all deaths occur in worship services in church,
And these are usually related to previous physical
Disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest
Place for you to be at any given point in time is at
And . . . Bible study is safe too!
The percentage of deaths
During Bible study is even less.
And read your Bible
IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!
As Hurricane Irene battered the East Coast, federal
disaster officials warned that Internet outages could
force people to interact with other people for the
first time in years. Residents braced themselves for
the horror of awkward silences and unwanted eye contact.
FEMA had advised: "Be prepared. Write down possible
topics to talk about in advance. Sports...the weather.
Remember, a conversation is basically a series of
Facebook updates strung together.
Posted on facebook by Lois Smith August 2011.
A man was standing near a large tree
when the tree was struck by lightning.
The bolt just missed the man.
A passer by commented to the man,
"Either God blessed you or he just
Robin James March 2011
Yesterday is a memory
Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift
That's why its called the present.
Preach the gospel.
Use words if necessary.
Honk, if you love Jesus.
Text, if you want to meet him now!!!
Harry came home from Sunday school and asked his mother,
"Do people really come from dust?" "In a way said," said
his mother. "And do they go back to dust?" "Yes, in a way."
She replied. "Well, mother, I looked under my bed, and
somebody's either coming or going."
WHY WHY WHY
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?